Chapter 2: Brothers, Come Have a Bowl of Instant Noodles

Although Liu Shan did not know what the Great Cold Underworld was, he was finally able to explain his own identity and could finally breathe a slight sigh of relief

Seeing Liu Shan's utterly devastated expression, Liu Bang nodded to himself and said

That's not right, how can you be so impressive being from North Korea? Ah, I understand now, is this a talent skill?

Zhuge Liang

Aren't you going to eat? It's almost dawn, why not have something for breakfast?

Upon thinking of this, he quickly stood up and said

What kind of image do I have in history

If you are referring to the time when Liu Bei fought against Cao Cao, it was indeed Liu Bei who emerged victorious

Ah? Oh, oh. Liu Shan imitated the manner of those around him, slowly and timidly sitting beside the green-eyed figure on the peculiar seat.

After a whirlwind of chaos, Liu Shan found himself back in his dormitory

Liu Shan then realized that everyone around him was completely still, still engrossed in the screens before them, as if they had become accustomed to such occurrences.

As he was leaving, Liu Bang enthusiastically stuffed a box of instant noodles into his hand, and Liu Shan casually took it back.

I must take my leave now. Next time, if there is an opportunity, I would appreciate your guidance.

Seeing Liu Shan's startled expression, Liu Bangqiang mistakenly thought that he was quite displeased with the fact that they shared the same name as ancient figures, and he curiously remarked:

Liu Shan gasped in shock, nearly fainting.

In this way, would it not mean that the Han dynasty could rise again, and the strategy discussed at Longzhong would come to fruition

Uh, I remember that Huang Zhong killed Xiahou Yuan at Dingjun Mountain, and then, what happened next?

The green bean eyes scrutinized Liu Shan, who was disheveled and dressed in white, and a strange feeling suddenly arose in his heart

After much contemplation, he ultimately decided to first pretend to be a person from the Great Cold Underworld.

Are you talking about me

Liu Shan spoke frankly, but Liu Bang almost spat out a mouthful of old blood upon hearing it

In the time that followed, Liu Bangqiang played the role of a teacher very well. He first taught Liu Shan how to use the device known as a mouse, which has a watch, and patiently explained to Liu Shan the rules of the game "Three Kingdoms Kill"

The Battle of Hanzhong has become a haunting nightmare for Liu Shan. It is said that a great general of Cao Wei, Xiahou Yuan, was slain, which surely indicates that his father achieved a resounding victory

Liu Shan truly wanted to have a serious conversation with Liu Bangqiang about his own actions, but he was also worried that Liu Bangqiang would burst into laughter upon hearing that he was the "historical" Liu Shan

I suppose so," he said as he looked Liu Shan up and down, "My name is Liu Bangqiang, and yours?"

Liu Shan ran frantically towards the main gate, fearing that the prolonged delay might cause some deviation on the way home

the incapable A Dou

Liu Bangqiang was just about to speak when the previously disheveled, thin man let out a wail, slamming his hands on the table with all his might several times

His gaming talent is exceptional. After an initial six consecutive defeats, he quickly grasped the skills of these card characters and gradually immersed himself in the game

Liu Bang noticed that he seemed very interested in the Three Kingdoms, cleared his throat, and said

What are you doing here?

After careful consideration, it can only be explained by the fact that foreigners do not have a deep understanding of Chinese culture

Liu Shan could no longer hear what Liu Bangqiang was saying behind him

What is there to criticize you about this

Although he has only a superficial understanding of this game, it is more than sufficient to explain it to Liu Shan

He pointed to the seat beside him and said

How would I know this? However, it has certainly been a thousand years.

Liu Shan: "... ..."

Liu Bang glared with his green bean-like eyes and said

Liu Shan achieved a remarkable fifteen consecutive victories for Liu Bangqiang, leaving Liu Bangqiang in astonishment, unable to close his mouth. He went to the front desk and requested two bowls of instant noodles, skillfully pouring in hot water, which instantly released a fragrant aroma.

No, it is not," Liu Shan said anxiously, "By the way, how was the Battle of Hanzhong?"

Liu Bei won, and that is a fact

Fortunately, at the moment the fingers touched the large door, a strong suction force surged forth again

If he were not sitting upright on this seat, he would likely faint very soon

instant noodles

He asked the green bean eyes beside him

Have you ever spoken recklessly?

Heavens, could it be that I am a historical figure

Liu Shan was very eager to know the outcome of this battle and whether his father had ultimately achieved victory.

In the midst of his embarrassment, Liu Shan quickly and timidly got up, steadied himself, and looked around. He soon spotted the man who claimed he wanted to kill him

Seeing Liu Shan fidgeting restlessly, the green-eyed one softened his tone and said

I? I accidentally came here...

Having stayed in that place called an internet café for so long, time here seems to have flowed not at all, making Liu Shan feel as if he has had a grand dream spanning the seasons of spring and autumn

Liu Shan was taken aback, and said in fear:

Uh ... ...

Oh, I, I am this...

Oh, it is normal that you do not know

There is someone who wants to kill me, there is someone who wants to kill me...

Just ... ...

Even such a remarkable figure as Zhuge Liang could not support him, hence he is referred to as the one who cannot be uplifted, which is simply a disgrace to our Liu family

Indeed, you people from the United States should have heard of Zhuge Liang

In any case, Huang Zhong's victory over Xiahou Yuan and Liu Bei is absolutely certain, and there is a Peking opera called "Dingjun Mountain"

Seeing Liu Shan's bewildered expression, he thought that Liu Shan's proficiency in Chinese was limited and that he could not understand what he was saying. He simply patted his head and opened an icon on the desktop.

Impressive! I have long heard that the people of the Great Cold Underworld are skilled at gaming, and it turns out to be true.

He imitated Liu Bang, trembling as he tore open the lid of the instant noodles, inhaling the faint fragrance of the golden noodles, and unexpectedly, Liu Shan shed a line of aggrieved tears.

Inside the room, the maid was still sound asleep. Liu Shan looked at the candlelight, which was surprisingly no different from when he had left.

Just ... ...

In the history of our country, there was an era known as the Three Kingdoms, during which Liu Shan was the inept ruler of the Shu Kingdom

After that, what happened next? Father, did Liu Bei restore the Central Plains and revive the Han dynasty?

Liu Shan momentarily cast aside the various fears he had just experienced, embraced Liu Bang's strong shoulders, and joyfully said

I understand, you are from North Korea, right

Here, I will teach you how to play

Liu Shan : ... ...

In history, during the Three Kingdoms period

He scolded while quickly stirring a round box on the table with his right hand. As he stirred, a wave of unusual fragrance wafted through the air, causing Liu Shan to involuntarily take a few breaths of it

Liu Bang stared at Liu Shan with his green bean-like eyes. Before Liu Shan could respond, he slapped his forehead and said

In this game, the lines of the characters I am familiar with are all exceptionally domineering. Why are my own lines only "What can be done about this?" and "I trust you to handle this matter."

How foolish can you be to say that even Zhuge Liang could not support you

Could it be, could it be... how is this possible, how is this possible...

Brother, please take a seat

What is that

This Liu Shan, oh my head hurts, unable to distinguish between loyalty and treachery, recklessly delegating power, truly a case of madness

He was a man of slight build, with disheveled hair and a peculiar ornament perched on his nose

Liu Shan tightly gripped the mouse, remaining silent

I heard that you in the North don't have electricity, is that true

Is Liu Shan the same as Liu A Dou?

Hey, why are you acting so startled?

Alright, alright, you unfortunate child, let me teach you how to use it

The sky is about to brighten? I have not returned all night; if someone discovers this, will it not cause a great commotion

No, there is none

In less than two hours, his gameplay had already resembled that of a seasoned expert who had immersed himself in this field for many years. Using the clumsy and foolish character "Liu Shan" on the screen, he astonishingly achieved a consecutive victory of fifteen matches, with both his skills and luck reaching their peak.

That is "Three Kingdoms Kill," a type of card game, do you understand

"Delegation, delegation," Liu Bangqiang said excitedly from the side, "Liu Shan is of no use, he is just good at delegation, just like someone from history."

Liu Shan was bewildered and looked to Liu Bang for help

What does this mean?

What?

Who says that I, Liu Shan, only indulge in pleasure and delegate power, who says that I ... who says that I am a disgrace to the Liu family

What is the big deal about changing a name?

Liu Shan, under his guidance, sat on a new type of seating known as a chair, absurdly dragging the mouse and operating the screen's depiction of his own corpulent and foolish self, struggling to perform various actions

one thousand years

"Brother, which country are you from?" The green bean-eyed person observed Liu Shan's strange behavior, which did not seem to be an act

It is done, it is done, there is indeed a plot, someone is about to take action against me

Hello, could you wait a moment? Hey, hey, hey, this box of instant noodles hasn't been opened yet, just take it and go!

Did we win? General Huang has executed Xiahou Yuan in battle

"That is instant noodles... How come you haven't eaten them before?"

If what people say is true, I have already become a historical figure, and the Battle of Hanzhong must have long since come to an end

How many years ago was the Three Kingdoms period?

My name is Liu Shan

These nouns kept swirling chaotically in his mind

Liu Shan appeared bewildered, yet he was forcibly dragged by Liu Bang to the front of the light screen, his right hand cautiously placed on a black object

The mung bean eyes have already been bewildered by Liu Shan, and he gazes into the distance, uncertainly saying

"The Great Cold Underworld? Damn, a Goryeo bastard?" The green bean-eyed person disdainfully rolled their eyes at him, "No wonder your accent sounds strange."

Delegation of power, indulgence... This is truly the image of a complete tyrant

Left click, right click... hissing, why can't you use either?

Just a moment ago, the aroma of the instant noodles had made Liu Shan's fingers itch with desire, but now he could not muster the slightest interest, merely staring blankly at the screen without uttering a word

Liu Shan was so frightened that he collapsed to the ground, which startled the person with the mung bean eyes in front of him.

"Kill you?" The person stood up, looked around, and said in confusion, "Who is going to kill you?"

To be portrayed in such a manner by future generations, one cannot help but wonder what foolish deeds were committed in history

Do not say that sitting like this is much more comfortable than kneeling, which surprised Liu Shan as he looked up and down, touching it repeatedly

Battle of Hanzhong

I, I am the Han Dynasty